Who's The Cutest Puppy? || FUTURE BOYFRIENDS

“Who’s The Cutest Puppy?” (Starring My Actual Dog)

I’ve been slaving away on this puppy (pun very much intended) for a few months now, believe it or not! Despite the thumbnail and title, the newest Future Boyfriends short I directed and co-wrote is surprisingly insane. Check it out!

It also stars my actual dog Coco, who is a beautiful princess that escaped into our dimension from an incomprehensible cosmic tesseract. And the great Tom Goulet.

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The Secret to Lasting Longer in Bed || FUTURE BOYFRIENDS

“The Secret to Longer Lasting Sex,” a Music Video by Future Boyfriends

The new music video I directed for Future Boyfriends (and wrote with John Horan) is finally here!

Featuring music by the incredible Chris Wurzburg of RI€H GIRL. Check out the album art by Jeremy Wurzburg, below:



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“Hot Girl From Work”, the new Sketch from Future Boyfriends

CODE RED! Hot girl from work just asked us what we’re doing this weekend, I think she’s gonna ask us to hang out!

It’s been a while since we’ve released new content under Future Boyfriends, but after months and months and months— here’s three solid minutes.

Starring John Horan and Taylor Misiak!

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An Honest Tearful Apology

An Honest Tearful Apology (New Sketch with Omgchomp!)

Boy, do we love kicking beehives.

  1. Normal Guy starts using Youtube
  2. Youtube makes Normal Guy -> Famous Guy
  3. Famous Guy acts like monster
  4. The truth comes out about Famous Guy
  5. Famous Guy makes grossly insincere tearful apology video

Thus, the life cycle of an awful Youtube star. And recently, it seems like we’ve been seeing a lot of these tearful apologies. Most recently, Toby Turner’s lame offering in response to the hurricane of sexual assault allegations leveled against him.

Omgchomp and I decided to dust off our old “Honest” videos series and say something about this.


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An Honest GoFundMe

An Honest GoFundMe (New Sketch with Omgchomp!)

Kickstarter is a platform to raise money to for you make a product that benefits the backers. GoFundMe is a platform to raise money… for you.

Sometimes this is for a legitimate reason– helping someone afford a life-saving surgery, for instance. But other times, it begs the question, “WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR YOU TO BACKPACK THROUGH EUROPE, GERRIT?”

After the success of our first “Honest” video (An Honest Kickstarter Video) and bearing witness to too many unjustifiable GoFundMe campaigns, Omgchomp and I decided to sharpen our daggers again.

Thus, our newest sketch, “An Honest GoFundMe” video.

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We had a great time making this sketch and did an outtakes video too!

Honest GoFundMe OUTTAKES

Honest GoFundMe OUTTAKES


Let the angry comments begin!


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Goodnight John: Third Base

Goodnight John is Here, Give It a Watch!

Hypothetical question: you ready to get hooked on a new series?

Here is the first of eight episodes of Future Boyfriends’ new comedy series, Goodnight John, with each episode centering around one of John’s crazy “hypotheticals”. This is one of those things where you will know if you like it right away. Enjoy “Third Base”.

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See? Education CAN be fun!

– Kyle


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Goodnight John: Our OTHER New Comedy Series

You know those stupid conversations you have at sleepovers? Yeah, this is a comedy series about that.

What is Goodnight John?

Goodnight John is the newest addition to the stable of Future Boyfriends comedy series. It follows the titular John and his aggravated roommate Alex every night, right before they go to sleep. The dynamic is kind of like Jake and Amir, but right before bed. You’re going to like it.

Goodnight John Promo with John Horan and Alex Cartini

Goodnight John Promo for Future Boyfriends

After finishing the release of the John and Kyle Do Everything movie, I received a call from John about a script he wrote– a pilot for a potential new web series. I read it and laughed out loud, repeatedly, like a fool. I knew immediately that we had to make this new idea into a reality.

That pilot script has not changed a word. After defining the scope and idea for the series, we wrote an additional seven episodes for a full season of the show, and John got to work with production out in Los Angeles. Our aim is to make shorter, more digestible content than we previously did with the John and Kyle web series, with the added benefit of easy production (it all takes place in a bedroom!). Maybe we can make more in the future. Who knows.

In the mean time, watch the teaser attached to this post, and look out for the first episode next Monday. There’s seven more where that came from.

– Kyle


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HIGH SCIENCE: Do We Live In a Multiverse??

Multiverse Theory: Let High Science Blow Your Mind

Welcome to High Science– it’s like if Bill Nye was really really high.

Our first episode is finally here! We’re kicking it off with one of the most mind-blowing concepts out there: the Multiverse Theory.

The Multiverse Theory? You mean like in Star Trek / Avengers / Justice League?


Pop culture has used this theory in all sorts of stories– that’s because there are more than one multiverse theory. You can say there are multi multiverse theories. And statistically speaking, some very well could be true.

Watch this week’s host struggle his way through this topic, and maybe expand your mind too while you’re at it.

Screen from the High Science premiere episode

Pictured: your brain on drugs.

Some select feedback from the Reddit thread:

“Idk about you but he blew my mind while making me laugh. Good enough for me”

“These guys are going places”

“I can’t unsee him as Michael Cera…”

One more, if those last three testimonials didn’t sway you:


There you have it. If that last one didn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

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See? Education CAN be fun!

– Kyle


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High Science Logo

High Science: Our New Comedy Web Series

There is a higher chance that we live in a computer simulation than not. Wrap your head around that one. Now smoke a bowl, and try to explain that on camera. Welcome to High Science.

What is High Science?

High Science is a comedy web series where a weekly “Scientist” guest smokes up and attempts to explain complicated scientific concepts. Done in the style of the crappy VHS videos we were all shown in High School, each episode’s Bill Nye-type host attempts to explain concepts like evolution, the infinitely expanding universe, and how airplanes work.


In case you missed our announcement yesterday, we’re launching a comedy network / website called FUTURE BOYFRIENDS! Now let’s talk about our first new web series: HIGH SCIENCE.

We smoke people up and then have them attempt to explain mind-blowing science concepts like “What is the Universe Expanding Into?” and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. Picture if Bill Nye was high. Yeah, it’s that. Except the hilarious Sydney Morin is hosting.

WE PREMIERE ON DECEMBER 1ST. New content EVERY WEEK from Future Boyfriends. This one is really good. LOVE YOU <333

High Science Promo on Future Boyfriends

High Science Announcement Promo on Future Boyfriends

After witnessing the explosive success of Drunk History, I felt that there was a large population left untapped, and like all great ideas, I came up with this one in the shower. I pitched it to John immediately, and tried to get it out as quick as possible, before someone could take it. I just had a feeling. Maybe I was just paranoid.

Check out the show’s page on Future Boyfriends while you wait for our release in a couple of weeks. I’m very excited about this one!

EDIT: I have embeded the first episode of High Science below! Give it a watch.


HIGH SCIENCE: Do We Live In a Multiverse??


– Kyle


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Introducing Future Boyfriends, Our New Comedy Network!

Check it out! After several weeks of toiling away in the darkness, our comedy network Future Boyfriends is finally here!

What is Future Boyfriends?

Let me tell you.

After finishing and releasing all of our existing John and Kyle Do Everything content, John and I were presented with a problem: if we were to continue making content, where would we put it? Would we have to abandon our established social media reach and create new accounts? Or was there another solution?


From our Facebook announcement:

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Wondering where we’ve been since the movie / what we’ve been teasing for months? We’re launching a comedy network! We are FUTURE BOYFRIENDS. This means new comedy sketches and shorts, comedy articles, and not one but TWO NEW WEB SERIES!

We will be releasing new comedy videos and articles EVERY WEEK. There’s new stuff up now for you to check out. We’re announcing our FIRST NEW WEB SERIES tomorrow, and it premieres two weeks from now! We will also be rebranding all of our social media for Future Boyfriends shortly. How cool is this??

We could not be more stoked for this next step in our careers. Launching a comedy network based in both New York and LA is crazy, but love can overcome any obstacle. Now we get to make even more awesome stuff and you are going to have a god damn blast.

Thank you for sticking with us! Your life is about to get a lot better. Check out the site and our hilarious new stuff. We love you <33333

– J&K

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Your Future Boyfriends, John Horan & Kyle Vorbach

I pitched the idea to John this past summer, and after batting ideas back and forth, from content ideas to features to the name itself, we finally settled on the website that I am proud to present to you now.

Click the logo below to visit the site, and stay tuned for more details!

– Kyle


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